1. Time: 2009~2011
2. Recorder: Wen Han
An evil lot - party chairman’s
lecture
Hello! everyone! I am Xiao Cai, the party’s chairman. The party was founded 6 yearsago. Originally, Little Whitey and Big Whitey competed with me for this position, but "God was jealous of their talent", and brought them to
the heaven. So, obtaining this position is just like a piece of cake! I’ve been
in office till now!
Everyday, I will gather everyone, and lecture them. For example:
1. When it is time to eat, the chairman should be the
first to eat. If anyone gets in my way, I will scold it loudly. Who dare to be disobedient?
2. After eating breakfast, it is forbidden to linger
at the front of the classroom. Everyone should spread to all corners of the campus,
and carry out the patrol work.
3. If anyone discovers any uncommon things during patrolling
the campus, it must shout at once. I'll immediately lead the rest of us to rush
to the scene and support it.
To joinmy party, it must pass my strict screening. In addition to having moderate personalityand staying with children peacefully, the most important thing is having views andideas as the same as mine, and obeys the party’s decisions. In this way, theparty could be kept united. At present, the party has four deputy chairmen, oneguard captain -- Chili, two guardsmen – Ah Bu and Chocolate who maintains thepeace and security of campus. When nothing happens, we could lie on the grassand enjoy the sunbath, eliminating the fatigue from patrolling the campus.
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